I sat in between two guys that were the size of Christchurch on my plane ride back from New Mexico. I did it because, they were in the second row, and I needed to make a fast getaway to meet friends when we landed. One guy was physically pouring over into my seat. The other guy, of equal proportions, looks up from his game of iPhone Black Jack and orders a Jack Daniels mixed with a diet Coke. It’s 3:00 pm CST. Now, everyone has problems. Just not those problems. What did they say in Braveheart…?