WILL
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in fifty
years you’re gonna start doing some thinking on
your own and you’re gonna come up with the fact
that there are two certainties in life. One, don’t do
that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty
grand on a fucking education you coulda got for a
dollar-fifty in late charges at the public library.
CLARK
Yeah, but I will have a degree, and you’ll be
serving my kids fries at a drive-thru on our way
to a skiing trip.
WILL
Yeah, maybe, but at least I won’t be unoriginal.
Good Will Hunting, 1997.