Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It’s based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer.
It’s the dirty story of a dirty man,
And his clinging wife doesn’t understand,
His son is working for the Daily Mail,
It’s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer.