How do i do it? I’m Jumping Jack Flash.
They were in Jerez, Spain for the MotoGP races. They said no one watches the race, it’s just an excuse for thousands to get their motorbikes out and ride, en masse, to the race. They said the Spanish police love it because they hand out more speeding tickets on race day than the rest of the year combined. I said: ‘Why doesn’t Jerez have the race every week? The revenue from the speeding tickets would eventually solve Spain’s fiscal crisis.’ Then I kept saying: ‘Hello? Hello?’…
What is the English say? Cheeky bastard?