A rattlesnake condo. Evidently, when they rent, they want a multi-tiered structure. An indoor area for cooking and eating and multi-level slabs that can accomodate visiting snakes to soak up sun rays on. It gives them options for entertaining. And no one wants to be without options. Especially, if you’re expecting company. We were company. But uinvited company. We decide to evict this three foot female. It just seemed like the right thing to do. Oh; she protested alright. What was it that Proust said? ‘Leave beautiful women for men with no imagination…’