Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
Evidently, Nero was sort of a Brando-ish — good looking fellow. You can tell by the nose. But he was most infamous for ‘fiddling whilst Rome burned’. I’m having a party in a bit and was trying to come up with party favours. CUT TO: I was watching a political debate a few nights ago — the idiocy of some things that are put before government to vote on are mind numbing… Then it hit me — why not give everyone at the party a biography of Nero, and have it autographed by Hosnei Mubarak. The past and present neatly linked… LOL, sort of…